Perchance to dream

I have officially started burning enough extra calories through running that I’m constantly hungry. Clearly I need to pack more filling lunches and/or healthy snacks. In the meantime, however, I’m binging on Halloween candy one of my evil, thoughtless employees brought in and KEEPS REFILLING. I came home in a terrible mood yesterday. I slept […]

Average Workday

This is the city. Los Angeles, California. I work here. My name’s Urbanite. (OK, that’s not really my name or what I look like, but I’ve decided to keep my identity semi-anonymous so I can be totally honest here.) It’s 1:02 p.m. I’m at the office, as are the rest of the 9-to-5ers in the […]